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duraigo:

[muffled x gon give it to ya]

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[muffled Fuck wait for you to get it on your own]

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[muffled X gon deliver to ya]

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KNOCK KNOCK OPEN UP THE DOOR IT’S REAL

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WIT THE NON-STOP POP POP AND STAINLESS STEEL

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hawberries:

GIVEAWAY // thank you for 17k followers!

i’ve been consistently overwhelmed by your support of my art and products!! i never expected such positive feedback on my store, and it’s really meant the world to me. as a gesture of my gratitude, i’m doing a giveaway of my latest charms!

these charms are not available in my store yet! they will be stocked on october 15th, which is also when the giveaway ends, so you don’t need to worry about missing out either way!

1st: a full set of six charms!
2nd: your choice of any two charms!
3rd: you choice of any one charm!

optional: you can also add a bonus KL charm to your prize, whichever one you win! B)

  • like and reblog for up to two entries!
  • you don’t need to be following me to win, but you gotta be comfortable telling me your postal address!
  • I’ll cover all costs and postage, and I will mail anywhere in the world. please note: i live in australia, so if you don’t, the charms may take a while to reach you!
  • ends Saturday 15th October 2016, 10pm AEDT! (Sydney local time)
  • there’s a parallel giveaway running on my twitter! so there will be six winners in total!

emmalynsullivan:

dapperspacedorito:

wildcat2030:

88floors:

Condom packaging based on different vegetable girths to help choose the correct fit - by Guan-Hao Pan

brilliant

I legitimately thought this was individually wrapped vegetable slices and I was so mad about it

visualexaltation

send a number (or 2) and a pairing and i’ll try and write a drabble or ficlet

fogsblue:

1. chocolate

2. in the snow

3. rhythm

4. irresistible

5. hold my hand

6. tongue-tied

7. blue

8. with you

9. grinding

10. not wearing that

11. can you hear me

12. believe

13. in the storm

14. first kiss

15. shooting star

16. broken wings

17. last dance

18. bite

19. at the edge

20. breaking the rules

21. good riddance

22. books

23. weight of the world

24. my child

25. sunlight

26. tactile

27. happy birthday

28. waiting

29. fading away

30. all I ask

31. blame me

32. open your eyes

33. hope

34. good enough

35. eternal

36. that hurt

37. meant no harm

38. blood

39. secret admirer

40. separation

41. diamond

42. flying

43. pool

44. puppy love

45. under the influence

46. fever

47. throne

48. shackles

49. coming home

50. odds and ends

This could be fun or extremely sad
1:
Name
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Age
3:
3 Fears
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3 things I love
5:
4 turns on
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4 turns off
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My best friend
8:
Sexual orientation
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My best first date
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How tall am I
11:
What do I miss
12:
What time were I born
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Favorite color
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Do I have a crush
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Favorite quote
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Favorite place
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Favorite food
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Do I use sarcasm
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What am I listening to right now
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First thing I notice in new person
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Shoe size
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Eye color
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Hair color
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Favorite style of clothing
25:
Ever done a prank call?
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Meaning behind my URL
28:
Favorite movie
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Favorite song
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Favorite band
31:
How I feel right now
32:
Someone I love
33:
My current relationship status
34:
My relationship with my parents
35:
Favorite holiday
36:
Tattoos and piercing i have
37:
Tattoos and piercing i want
38:
The reason I joined Tumblr
39:
Do I and my last ex hate each other?
40:
Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?
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Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?
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When did I last hold hands?
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How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?
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Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?
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Where am I right now?
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If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?
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Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?
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Do I live with my Mom and Dad?
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Am I excited for anything?
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Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?
51:
How often do I wear a fake smile?
52:
When was the last time I hugged someone?
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What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?
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Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?
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What is something I disliked about today?
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If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
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What do I think about most?
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What’s my strangest talent?
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Do I have any strange phobias?
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Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
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What was the last lie I told?
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Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
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Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
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Do I believe in magic?
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Do I believe in luck?
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What's the weather like right now?
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What was the last book I've read?
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Do I like the smell of gasoline?
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Do I have any nicknames?
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What was the worst injury I've ever had?
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Do I spend money or save it?
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Can I touch my nose with a tongue?
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Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me?
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Favorite animal?
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What was I doing last night at 12 AM?
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What do I think is Satan’s last name is?
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What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?
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How can you win my heart?
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What would I want to be written on my tombstone?
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What is my favorite word?
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My top 5 blogs on tumblr
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If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?
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Do I have any relatives in jail?
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I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?
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What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
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What is my current desktop picture?
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Had sex?
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Bought condoms?
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Gotten pregnant?
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Failed a class?
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Kissed a boy?
92:
Kissed a girl?
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Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?
94:
Had job?
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Left the house without my wallet?
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Bullied someone on the internet?
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Had sex in public?
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Played on a sports team?
99:
Smoked weed?
100:
Did drugs?
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Smoked cigarettes?
102:
Drank alcohol?
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Am I a vegetarian/vegan?
104:
Been overweight?
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Been underweight?
106:
Been to a wedding?
107:
Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
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Watched TV for 5 hours straight?
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Been outside my home country?
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Gotten my heart broken?
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Been to a professional sports game?
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Broken a bone?
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Cut myself?
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Been to prom?
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Been in airplane?
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Fly by helicopter?
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What concerts have I been to?
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Had a crush on someone of the same sex?
119:
Learned another language?
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Wore make up?
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Lost my virginity before I was 18?
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Had oral sex?
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Dyed my hair?
124:
Voted in a presidential election?
125:
Rode in an ambulance?
126:
Had a surgery?
127:
Met someone famous?
128:
Stalked someone on a social network?
129:
Peed outside?
130:
Been fishing?
131:
Helped with charity?
132:
Been rejected by a crush?
133:
Broken a mirror?
134:
What do I want for birthday?

starshipspirk:

inquisitorhierarch:

betterbemeta:

volfish:

evnw:

railroadsoftware:

handsomejackass:

horse people are weird

what does this mean

horses can see demons

@betterbemeta are you able to translate this? Is it true horses can see netherbeings?? Will we ever know the extent of their powers???

I think I have reblogged this before but I’ll answer it again bc its a fascinating answer I feel and i was more funny than informational last time.

The truth is that horses see what they think are nether beings, I guess. They have a perfect storm of sensory perception that, useful for prey beings, marks false positives on mortal danger all the time. Which is advantageous to a flight-based prey species: running from danger when you’re super fast is much ‘cheaper’ than fighting, so you waste almost nothing from running from a threat that’s not there. Versus, you blow everything if you don’t see a threat that is there.

Horses also have their eyes positioned on the sides of their heads, which gives them an incredible range of peripheral vision almost around their entire body with only a few blind spots you can sneak up on them in. But this comes at the cost of binocular vision; they can only judge distance for things straight ahead of them. Super useful for preventing predators sneaking up from the sides or behind, but useless for recognizing familiar shapes with the precision we can.

Basically we now have a walking couch with anxiety its going to get attacked at any second, that can see almost everything, but mostly only out of the corner of its eye. It has a few blind spots and anything that suddenly appears out of them is terrifying to it. Combine that with that it actually has far superior low-light vision than us, and that its ears can swivel in any directions like radar dishes, and you’ve basically given a nervous wreck a highly accurate but imprecise danger-dar.

To be concise: all horses, even the most chill horses, on some level believe they are living in a survival horror.

This means that you could approach it in a flapping poncho and if it can’t recognize your shape as human, they mistake you for SATAN… or you could pass this one broken down tractor you’ve passed 100 times on a trail ride, but today is the day it will ATTACK… or your horse could feel a horsefly bite from its blind spot and MAMA, I’VE BEEN HIT!!!… or you could both approach a fallen log in the woods but in the low light your horse is going to see the tree rings as THE EYE OF MORDOR.

However, they actually have kind of a cool compensation for this– they are social animals, and instinctively look towards leadership. In the wild or out at pasture, this is their most willful, pushy, decisive leader horse who decides where to go and where it’s safe. But humans often take this role both as riders and on the ground. They are always watching and feeling for human reactions to things. This is why moving in a calm, decisive way and always giving clear commands is key to working with this kind of animal. Confusing commands, screaming, panic, visible distress, and chaos will signal to a horse that you, brave leader are freaked out… so it should freak out too!

On one hand, you’ll get horses that will decide that they are the leader and you are not, so getting them to listen to you can be tough– requiring patience and skill more than force. On the other hand, a good enough rider and a well-trained horse (or a horse with specialized training) can venture into dangerous situations, loud and scary environments, etc. calmly and confidently.

The joke in OP though is that many horses that are bred to be very fast, like thoroughbreds, are also bred and encouraged to be high-energy and highstrung. Making them more anxious and prone to seeing those ‘demons.’ All horses in a sense are going to be your anxious friend, but racehorses and polo ponies and other sport horses can sometimes be your anxious friend that thinks they live in Silent Hill.

Reblogging some horse knowledge for certain people who write fantasy books but know nothing about horses *cough cough*

one time I was riding my horse around a corner of a hedge we went round like every day, but that day a daffodil had bloomed under the hedge, anD HOY BOY, according to Scrumpy that daffodil was a deadly yellow ninja star coming right for her face

coffeecatartist:

lolsorandy:

coffeecatartist:

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coffeecatartist:

when I’m really old and have my own house one day, I’m going to save up to buy this thing and keep it in my front lawn for all to see

some neighborhoods have the old cat lady, I’m gonna be the old Shrek lady

you are a guest at my house one day, I invite you in

I then ask you to have a seat. but there are no chairs in my house

there are only Shrek bean bags

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I offer you a drink, you say water is fine

I bring you the water in a Shrek 4-D tumbler cup

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as you enjoy your drink, you begin to take in your surroundings

you notice my walls are all covered in Shrek wall sticker decals

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you comment that I must really like Shrek

I say I don’t know what you mean, as my dog who I’ve affectionately named Eclair in honor of Donkey’s missing daughter, approaches

she is wearing a cotton vest adorned with the classic Shrek logo

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on one of the Shrek bean bags at the far end of the room, naps my cat

he too is adorned with stylish Shrek-themed apparel

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I ask if you are hungry

you say you kinda had a small breakfast and could eat

I make my way over to a nearby bookshelf and from it, I take down the official Shrek cook book

from which I prompt you to choose a recipe of your liking

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the food has been eaten and you ask to use the restroom

I politely direct you to its location then let you make your way alone

in my bathroom you see my Shrek lip balm, Shrek face mask, Shrek perfumes

you glances behind my Shrek shower curtain to see my Shrek soaps and my Shrek sponges

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you begin to consider the possibility that I may have a “problem”

you are wrong. I am perfectly fine. how dare you subconsciously insult me inside my own home. in my own bathroom. what the fuck

upon leaving the bathroom, you catch me watering my Shrek chia pet

I am mentally noting that its growth is impressive

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secretly feeling overwhelmed by the impressive and not at all strange amount of Shrek themes in my home, you make up an excuse to try and leave

you say it is getting late. I note aloud that I hadn’t even noticed and look over at my Shrek clock to confirm

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I internally note that it’s barely past noon and not actually that late at all

but I don’t say anything about this thought out of politeness to my guest

I show you to the door and we exchange goodbyes

as you are on your way out, you catch a glimpse of my Shrek car

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you wonder how you didn’t notice it on the way in as you catch a glimpse of the back window Shrek decal

it’s of Donkey and he sort of looks as if he’s waving at you

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you waved in response and then you wondered why you did that. it’s a sticker

a tiny, inanimate object, completely incapable of any sort of consciousness

I see that people keep reblogging this, but they’re only reblogging a part of it up to the cook book bit

I love you, but please appreciate my shitposts in their entirety

Isn’t Shrek like 10 feet tall? How is 5′ 6′’ lifesize?

he’s 8 feet tall

that thing isn’t at all accurate lmao

legally-bitchtastic:

cuteiemonster:

lesbian-tm:

beyondbeerus:

peggy-against-ddlg:

Pedophiles don’t belong in the LGBT community. Go die in a fire. You are not welcome.

Actually we do because lgbt is about celebrating the weird/taboo so yeah

nope. nope. no it’s not. that’s incredible homophobic/transphobic. you don’t belong in the lgbt community.

Please unfollow me if you believe pedophilia counts as a group in the LGBT+ community

actually, if you’re a pedophile please unfollow me. I don’t want that shit any where near me

Also, on a related note, unfollow me if you think being LGBT+ is about celebrating the weird/taboo…

coffeecatartist:

this drawing has been one of my better ones in a while, but my art style has changed a bit since then so I wanted to redo it

(well, for the most part. I didn’t do anything with the background cause I’m still not any better at drawing backgrounds than before, I think…. also not quite sure if I prefer this kind of shading or the blurred shading I usually do. what do you guys think?)

I like this one! you’ve improved so much so quickly! keep going!

undergroundghosts:

Undergroundghosts Summer Giveaway


I have been saving for this giveaway for months but now I’m going to finally get it out of the way! I ship off to BMT in roughly 3 months and that is primarily the reason I chose to save up so much for this giveaway & this giveaway is also the reason I started bartending here & there for some extra $$$ so I hope you all enjoy it!!! 


What you can win:

• 1 full outfit picked out just for you! (Size doesn’t matter!!!)

• 3 LUSH products of your choosing

• An $80 ultra gift card 

• 1 mystery eyeshadow single from Urban Decay

• 5 books of your choice

• $550 to spend online on WHATEVER you’d like

Rules:

• MUST be following me ( unfollowing afterwards is mean :// )

• Follow me on Insta @abstractava & Twitter @spritekiid (if u don’t have one it’s a-okay)

• I’ll ship ANYWHERE

• Reblogs only (You can like to bookmark)


good luck ily all!!


☆Ends September 20th 2016☆

tdivicenzo:

That look is everything.

agentmapal:

rniko:

roachpatrol:

paperparachute:

officialscud:

souredcandy:

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i just got asked out to dinner over deviantart after being told my art’s luckluster because tity not bi g enough

he sounds like hes a fuckign alien from another planet trying to figure out human courting customs

hello fellow humans

my favorite part of this message is all of it

country club membership

healthy female of breeding age

shadowgirl49:

durbikins:

The funniest thing about RuneScape is during it’s early days, if a player misbehaved, they wouldn’t be banned as there still was no banning system at the time. Instead, the player would be sent to an area called “The Black Hole”, which was just the voids of nothing outside of the world map. In “The Black Hole”, players could not move or interact with anything. All they could do is just stand in the void and contemplate what they did wrong.

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naughty children get sent to the void think about what they did wrong

uss-assbutt:

austriea:

man you know what I want? a superhero series where they have powers that 100% contradict their personalities. a fishermans daughter who lives by the sea, swims every day, learns that she can control fire. a boy who’s mortified of heights but realizes he can use antigravity and hates it. someone who was bitten by a dog as a child, suffers extreme fear around animals, can now communicate with them. they’re all disgusted by their powers.

yes good but what about the ~character development~ as they learn to cope with their powers and overcome their fears

the pyrokinetic swimmer wading out into the ocean armed with waterproof matches to practice so nothing goes wrong, building her confidence with the sea as her safety net, being so proud when she figures out how to heat the air just enough that she dries off instantly after swimming

the boy slowly overcoming his fear of heights, realizing that he can catch himself if he ever falls, standing swaying on top of playground sets and closing his eyes as he tries to safely hover down (and not fall on his face again)

the girl’s terror lessening as the previously terrifying cacophony of the dogs at the park turns into a chorus of “ball! ball! throw me the ball!” “it’s me! I’m the good boy!” and “squirrel!!!” and learning to communicate back, have them listen to her, learning how to calm down a dog who’s overexcited to the point of biting, discovering that the scary dog down the street is just home alone a lot and lonely, staring her fear in the face and learning its secrets

because being disgusted with their powers is interesting, but I want to see people learning to love even the scary and contradictory parts of themselves

grump-music:

I REALLY need to know.